Ready for Monday

Now I'm ready for Monday thanks to Jaime from What's The Buzz in 1st?

 

 

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find   North America   .

MARIA :  Here it  is.

TEACHER : Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?

CLASS :  Maria.

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TEACHER :  Kenny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Kenny :  You told me to do it without using tables.  ( I like this kid)

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TEACHER :  Kenny, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Kenny :  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER :  No, that's wrong

KENNY :  Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 

(I  Love this child) 

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TEACHER : Kenny, what is the chemical formula for water?

Kenneth :  H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

Kenny : Yesterday, you said it's H to O. 

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TEACHER : Patsy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

PATSY :  Me!

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TEACHER :  Kenny, why do you always get so dirty?

Kenny :  Well, I'm a  lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER :   Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  '

MILLIE :   I  is......

TEACHER :  No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'

MILLIE : All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'  ???    

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TEACHER :   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. 

Now, Kenny, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Kenny :  Because George still had  the axe in his hand....    

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TEACHER :  Now, Kenny , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Kenny :  No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  The best!

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TEACHER :  Kenny , your  composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your  brother's.. Did you copy his?

Kenny  :  No, sir. It's the same dog.    

 

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER :   Kenneth, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?

Kenneth :   A teacher