I did however, get a kick out of these adult truths that my brother in law (the one with a spare key to my house who did not answer my call) emailed me.
Who can relate?
I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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